And the adventures begin......

Not that this is anyone's fault but my own.....I'm sitting here eating and listening to the Tyra Banks show and w/ my luck, I get the "PERIOD" show. I'm not afraid of the conversation, but not while I'm eating....I can't stop though, I'm hungry.

wait, this Dr, just said something about oral sex as an alternative when she's on her period....

No thank you.... I'll wait

Next topic, the awful "Granny-panties"...oh those things are horrible. Its like you just want to cut off all communication when they come out. This chick just pulled out an adult diaper....officially turned off.

This is officially too much for me..the conversation is now on pads......and Im out...If only there was an NFL game on right now, I could forget all about this nightmare

Mom on Dating

So I talked to my mom one night about some random stuff and somehow we got on the conversation of Relationships

Well somehow she made it all about me.....

Me: So, mom when you saw that girl I dated in the mall what was said?...I mean how did the convo go?

Mom: We we didn't really recognize each other at first but then we did this movie turn, like we did.

Me: Yeah thats funny, so what was said

Mom: She spoke and asked you where you were

Me: Why?...I hope you didn't say anything

Mom: No, Boy I wouldn't say anything

Me: Good, cuz she needs to know the same thing she knew when we broke up...Hey did you know she sent me this soby email last week tell me about you seeing her in the mall

Mom: No I didn't know

Me: Yeah Well she said that i would never speak to her again basically and a bunch of other stuff, but then again, If I did see her on the streets I'd have to pass her up

Mom: Thats not nice, dont' be like that to people

Me: Are you serious? Okay so if I saw "the first one" would you want me to keep walking or stop and speak

Mom: Keep it a Walkin...you don't have anything to say to her.

That was the funny part of our conversation about relationships and her knowing a little about one of my ex's that I didn't think anyone else knew. I started to tell her about some other stuff and what does she do?.....GO BACK TO, "Hey, have you talked to "my daughter in law" lately....NO MA....Okay so have you talked to "the other daughter in law" then?

My mom sometimes will not accept the present for some reason. Mom is funny though when it comes to her opinions on the females that have been in my life that she's met. Can't wait to talk to her again

Past Blog

Inspiration for being single!!!!!! Today...a young woman was murdered by her ex-boyfriend in a Louisiana Mall. It hurts my heart to hear this from one of my friends who was working at that time in the mall. About 2yrs ago, I experienced the same with a close friend of mine. The only difference is, no one was around when it happened. I have been through my fair share of arguements and public disturbances with someone, but the thought of killing them would never cross my mind. Why?...No one will ever know the details of it, because no one lived to be able to tell. This tradgedy, Im sure will not be the last, but hopefully this Blog will help some young ladies think about what they've gotten themselves into. Not to hound on the ladies, but sometimes you want these tough "hard-ass" guys who talk a good game but treat you like crap. You sometimes stay with them because the thought of moving on and starting over doesn't want to exsist in your heads. I am not saying this is everyone, but I know its a lot. I know females like this and females who have friends like this. So all in all ladies, think about who you bond with, because sometimes when you think you know them....YOU REALLY DON'T No break for the fellas. I know not to many guys read my blogs for whatever reasons, but dude step it up. For us honest, real men out here, we have to step up the game and stop BS'n around. That's all that needs to be said on that note. I don't preach to guys, cuz for most of us, it will go through one ear and come out the other. As far as I go with relationships.....I wouldn't mind having something good. Hell its been a while, but I will surely pass up something that i know isn't good for me or the next person. When events like this happend.....I just kinda sit back and reflect.....It helps

HERE WE GO AGAIN

Repost From: September 26, 2006

I'm going to make this blog really short and to the point.

I am enjoying the fact that everyone has jumped on the Saint's band wagon since they are 3-0....
I talk shit about them because, I'm not a Saint's fan...HOME TEAM OR NOT...I never really enjoyed watching them play. It was always like rolling dice and you could see that "snake-eyes" would come up. Just last year and the year before, it was all about how the Saints suck and how they need a new this and a new that....no Go Saints, we know you guys are losing but we still support you. I've never seen so many people wear N.O. Jerseys.....If I still have the tolerance for myspace by next year, I'll see if the Saints will be everyone's favorite team.
I'm sure thoughts and comments will raise eyebrows and comments about they had to go through a lot will surface, but my focus isn't the team its the "FANS" who call themselves fans, but are just a bunch of wagon hoppers......
I have my opinions, they are valid and I'm sticking to them.....PS if you know I'm not talking to you or about you....dont waste your time.

New Post: September 20, 2009

Here we go again....your Who Dat boys are 3-0 again....Im so not impressed by the victories....Not because I don't like the team anymore, because I've come to respect them as a team....As for some of the fans. I have only one thing to say: "Know you place on the food chain". This week they play the Jets.

Oh this is a classic...

Tooooo many people missed this blog I wrote back during 2007

I don't write these blogs for pure humor, but then again, maybe I do...this shit's hilarious!!!!!

Life is a journey...with straight aways and unexpected curves, like bladder weakness.....Tena Serinity "Male Guards", protect yourself, guys

Okay, a friend showed me this commercial and the look on my face was unexplainable. I know bladder weakness is nothing to play with (for 1yr olds or 80yr olds), so I can't talk too bad about it, but don't have some tough guy riding motorcycle on his way to wherever like this shit is the new hottness.

So basically you are letting me know its okay to piss on myself and i can keep on riding. Hell I might have to pick up some of these on the way to N.O. that way I don't have to make any stops since its so damn cool.....you think I'm joking...check out the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTSvpzUrq8

Throwback

I think I was just too open about life

April 30 2004 ....WOW, 8yrs ago...i had to say i was just an open book

See the thing is with me is that sometimes i don't care what i say but when i say it, its always in a nice or respectful way. Unless you piss me off....but hey its all good....Any way its time for a run through of Torrin's semester at UL Lafayette

January----
Status:single
Eyecandy: none really, probably just some fine chicks I've never see before, but who's counting.
Progress: N/A

February----
Status: first half single few days into it seeing someone(Quack)....what a move!!!!!!
Eyecandy:Ingrid,and a girl at work, and girlfriend "Quack"...thats her nickname.
Progress:HA...you'll see

March-----
Status:Dating...Torrin has a girlfriend....when this boy moves he moves..lol
Eyecandy: The Girfriend....lets just say i was blinded by something..haven't figured it out yet.>>>R. Kelly- The greatest...oh but there's more.....that shit lasted for about a total of 3 weeks maybe...Yeah thats right I don't play that shit....I'll kick you to the.....sorry got a little carried away on that one.
Progress: A little....I got a lot of shit....Hoodies,Phone bill paid off, money, the works

April-----
Status:Single again.....hey what can i say
Eyecandy:The girl with the BOB THE BUILDER BOOKSACK on...i know her name...Im not the typical guy..i just don't want to put her on blast....she cool
Progress:...well this is the last day in april so i'll have to make the best of it...i can't tell just yet...hopefully something will come of it.

..............This is the most i've ever been ready to go home and chill...probably cuz i know i have a job and I will be workin as soon as i get home. Im gonna love be home....I make 21 and Im going to be a party animal....I swear im going the stripclub when i hit 21.....well at least i'll be going legally.

Im sure the summer journals will be just as exciting as the semester....POOF-BE-GONE

The reason being single is easy......IM A JERK!!!!!!

I'm having a conversation via text while on the phone with my sibling and something strikes me as to why I shouldn't have sent that text message in the first place. To give a little about what happened in the short story, I'll start from the middle of the week.

So I'm recovering from a minor cold, like most people this year when the weather changes. You never think you'll get it until the weather officially changes, but of course that depends the environment.

Fast Forward....Today

As I'm trying to catch up and see how this person has been, I mention that I am trying to get better from some sneezing and coughing that's been going on since Wednesday. This person proceeds to says

"oh you may have the flu"....****I'm thinking what****

No, I don't have the flu, or flu-like symptoms, just stuffy nose and coughing

"How do you know, are you a doctor?"

.....Right then and there, I had to grow patience and not respond. I didn't want to sound like an ass, but I've had the flu before, light and extreme.....its just a simple Cold...my sibling had to talk me out of responding.

You DON'T want to know what I was going to say....

Allow Me to Show You How to K.I.S.S.

Covering the Do's and Dont's of Relations

DO NOT try to read me: that will get you nowhere fast. If you find yourself reading me, I hope that you are liscensed and Im paying you to do so. I can't speak for other guys, but I have a radar for women who are trying to figure me out. You might do better drugging me and probing my brain, cuz its not going to happen.

Back and Better!

You'd think I didn't enjoy posting blogs....For those who have read them before, know that it is very random. Its been since July since the last one and before that like 8months. Not really like me to NOT share my thoughts and experiences w/ the world. 5:08am on a Sunday and Im as wired as a "rave-kid" on "X"..... I guess thats because Im not feeling well and I go to sleep when the sandman wants me to. I think I hit the sack at 9pm and woke up at 4am sneezing and blowing....ah whatever....I may drug myself up just because I don't think I want to see the sun

Anyway back to the point....I am back and better...stay tuned