This is Where Idle Time Gets Me

Pet peeves, we all have them, but I think mine can be extra special sometimes. Only because I've let so much go in the past and tried to ignore the small things....I don't think I've progressed much, tell me what you think, please?

Not in the correct ranking order, but not far off

#1 Sliding feet across a surface: Let me get straight to the point.....Pick your damn feet up. What is so hard about left foot, right foot. I can blame this across the board. I've seen big people do it, and I've seen small people do it too...its not that hard people...Lift and step...Lift and step again

#2 Muffin tops: Geeze, I've probably expressed this before, but clearly it's something that continues to bother me. Sweetheart, if you're a 12, leave the 10's and 8's to those who can wear them. Muffin tops should be treated like wearing pants below the waist.

#3 My personal mutha f'n space: That should just explain enough. Because it doesn't, I will explain a little more in dept. If I'm sitting alone w/ my thing spread over the table...that is not an invitation for a stranger to come and hang out...and please don't talk, because I WILL put my headphones on. Also standing in line...Why do people want to stand so damn close to you at times. I don't want to smell what kind of gum you might be chewing or what you had for lunch. I mean you HAVE to know you are in my space.

#4 Pseudo Ladies: This is pretty simple to me.... A female who stresses how much she should be respected for whatever reasons, but you wearing the uniform of a "hoe" all the time. Lets be real, if you taking pictures of yourself in your bathroom, in your drawls/half naked for example, you can't expect the average individual to treat you like a lady....instead of holding that camera up in the mirror, just stare in it for a minute and reflect. Ask "What might I be doing to my potential image?"...Sleep on that!

#5 People who volunteer lies: This could probably be something I could go in really deep about, but I won't...I'll stick to the surface of it. I have something that an ex told me when I was younger..."There are some things that should just be taken to the grave". So if I didn't ask you, and you think it might piss me off.....KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!. I experienced someone a few years back who volunteered a lie and it ticked me off when i found out, and yes I called her out on it...then she was speechless. Now I thought why in the hell did she tell me period...or why didn't she just tell me the truth. Not even close, she fabricated this grand story and it all turned on her without me ever asking about this situation....WHO THE F' KNOWS WHY???....I'm still trying to figure that one out.

A Birthday To Remember

Starting off....I finally get my ass off of work at 7:30am.....and I'm telling you I'm beat. So first thing in the morning, I take a quick nap to get the the problem of being fatigue out of my system. I wake up to some freakin' Banana Pancakes. (Mmmm Mmm f'n good). Man I don't know if it was me just getting up and eating so soon, or if I was just THAT hungry.

Well afterwards I dragged myself into some clothes to go the Aquarium. Standing in line patiently, I spotted this odd looking character. Just brief description about 6'0'', slender, wide shoulders, dark complexion, hair pinned up and a very funny walk...but hey who am I too judge.
So that mind you, was more of the glance, but something was odd about this. I've never seen a lady with such wide shoulders, so I looked again. Then it hit me....WHOA MAN....thats a dude.
A grown ass man walking with another grown ass man, to the Aquarium as a couple. Straight Transvesty. I was shocked and hurt all at the same time...I didn't know whether to run or stare. I did a little both after spotting "it" out to Maria. I wanted to haul ass and hide with the fish, but I held my own and my girl til we got inside. What a day...and hell it just started....

A little intermission w/ the fish and sharks and whales...and annoying as people pushing. I had to elbow one kid when he was running behind me....I really wanted to pull back and knock him down, but didn't see him til the last second

So as we get back to Marietta....we are both hungry horses and want some of those delicious sweet potato fries from Wing Lab. Before I get to that interesting story, there's something that I thought was hilarious, but hell you tell me. A car pulls up to Taco bell to order, only problem is...Taco bell's been closed for about 2 weeks now. Two dudes are sitting in the drive thru waiting on their order while the windows, all the doors roof is boarded up because of a fire.....AMAZING these jacks didn't see that the whole place was shut down and continued to sit there for about 3mins after..Hell they could still be there for all I know, the sure were when we pulled off.

Wing Labs Finest:
Now this part is very short and quick, but on June 17th of 2007 it had to happen when I was in there. I tell people I don't look for things like this, they look for me.
First: Maria and I are waiting on the order and I am my usual nosey self, looking around the place (like I haven't been there before). Well dude comes inside and is standing in front of the register. I happened to look down and he has a house arrest bracelet/detector/watch-looking thingy around his ankle.....I'm so trying to get Maria's attention without causing a scene, but she has her blonde moments and didn't know what the hell I was talking about or trying to show her with my hands. Finally, she sees it and her eyes get super wide...
The day ain't over yet...So immediately after that another guy walks in the store (black guy) and the white guy in the corner of the small store(who I assumes knows him) says "Man every time I see you, you are getting darker"...I just wanted to go WTF...okay that was new, but whatever works for you guys.

All in all the day was good, I got back to the apartment took another nap, had some friends over and chilled for the rest of the night....what a birthday!!!!!!!

Bada Bing

I'm going to go back to my old ways as far as blogging goes. Less contact w/ civilization...more of an observation on it, the better the outcome for me. Sometimes being on the outside looking in isn't so bad.
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Hell, whatever comes to me usually works in my book....

"Forgive me now, laugh later."