A Birthday To Remember

Starting off....I finally get my ass off of work at 7:30am.....and I'm telling you I'm beat. So first thing in the morning, I take a quick nap to get the the problem of being fatigue out of my system. I wake up to some freakin' Banana Pancakes. (Mmmm Mmm f'n good). Man I don't know if it was me just getting up and eating so soon, or if I was just THAT hungry.

Well afterwards I dragged myself into some clothes to go the Aquarium. Standing in line patiently, I spotted this odd looking character. Just brief description about 6'0'', slender, wide shoulders, dark complexion, hair pinned up and a very funny walk...but hey who am I too judge.
So that mind you, was more of the glance, but something was odd about this. I've never seen a lady with such wide shoulders, so I looked again. Then it hit me....WHOA MAN....thats a dude.
A grown ass man walking with another grown ass man, to the Aquarium as a couple. Straight Transvesty. I was shocked and hurt all at the same time...I didn't know whether to run or stare. I did a little both after spotting "it" out to Maria. I wanted to haul ass and hide with the fish, but I held my own and my girl til we got inside. What a day...and hell it just started....

A little intermission w/ the fish and sharks and whales...and annoying as people pushing. I had to elbow one kid when he was running behind me....I really wanted to pull back and knock him down, but didn't see him til the last second

So as we get back to Marietta....we are both hungry horses and want some of those delicious sweet potato fries from Wing Lab. Before I get to that interesting story, there's something that I thought was hilarious, but hell you tell me. A car pulls up to Taco bell to order, only problem is...Taco bell's been closed for about 2 weeks now. Two dudes are sitting in the drive thru waiting on their order while the windows, all the doors roof is boarded up because of a fire.....AMAZING these jacks didn't see that the whole place was shut down and continued to sit there for about 3mins after..Hell they could still be there for all I know, the sure were when we pulled off.

Wing Labs Finest:
Now this part is very short and quick, but on June 17th of 2007 it had to happen when I was in there. I tell people I don't look for things like this, they look for me.
First: Maria and I are waiting on the order and I am my usual nosey self, looking around the place (like I haven't been there before). Well dude comes inside and is standing in front of the register. I happened to look down and he has a house arrest bracelet/detector/watch-looking thingy around his ankle.....I'm so trying to get Maria's attention without causing a scene, but she has her blonde moments and didn't know what the hell I was talking about or trying to show her with my hands. Finally, she sees it and her eyes get super wide...
The day ain't over yet...So immediately after that another guy walks in the store (black guy) and the white guy in the corner of the small store(who I assumes knows him) says "Man every time I see you, you are getting darker"...I just wanted to go WTF...okay that was new, but whatever works for you guys.

All in all the day was good, I got back to the apartment took another nap, had some friends over and chilled for the rest of the night....what a birthday!!!!!!!