Friday, March 12, 2010

Downward Spiral

"This is my sorry ass apology
I took your love for granted
So selfish just doing me
Now I feel like oh oh
Now you feel like oh oh oh
This is my sorry ass apology"

I have a huge problem with some of today's poor excuse for R&B and even some more of the past 10yrs. Its like the "MEN" of R&B have curled up in a corner, put their tail between their legs and rocked themselves to sleep. I really don't get this "Sorry Ass Apology" song. I mean it seems clear in the message, in what its trying to say, but seriously!!! The dj stated yesterday "Ladies, if your man is trying to get back with you and he has done wrong, this might help....."

Dear DJ:
What the fuck are you trying to say?...You saying this stupid ass song should be in rotation, a top 10 joint, a favorite of the ladies...the new mans theme song *for those who have done wrong*. I swear if this song gets played again on the radio, I'm going back to gangsta rap (I'm lying).

Some of the songs I have have gotten the least amount pf play are:
UNCLE SAM I mean yeah, she cheated on you w/ your homie, but get your ass up out your pajamas and do something...lets face it, she's a cheating "you know what"...and as for your homie, thats your call. Good thing my friends and I don't really have the same taste in women. YOU GOT PLAYED, HOMES!...eat up and on to the next one.

USHER Sir, you get dropped onto this list as well. You got Puffy calling you, begging you to come out because you heart is hurt. You better buy a bottle of Patron and drink your self to sleep or hit the scene...But wait, you did hit the club and dance w/ every girl there....GO USHER *side eye*

MARIO WINANS Sucker of all suckers....This song officially pissed me off. The beat was hot and thats about it. You were hurt because she cheated, I understand that. You thought you were in love and I can dig that.....BUT dude, you are in the tub w/ the water up to your neck like life is officially over. Then you tell me "I don't wanna know"...Booooy STOP. I DO WANT TO KNOW, so i can deal with her ass and his. Mario you telling me you if your girl is sleeping around on you, that you don't want to know anything because your heart is as fragile as a piece of glass?....Maybe THAT'S why you only had like 2 hits.....I think the ladies stop loving you after this track

EAMON I don't know what to say about this track...I do know that I laugh each time I play it or hear it. I mean he was the most intense of the bunch who have come out w/ the soppy goodbye love songs. I mean he stated clearly in the song what he meant, but he definitely sat at the table expressing the rest of his feelings. My problem with this track is that he acted like all the gifts,kisses and other stuff is all null and void....I mean dude, you can TRY to take the meaning away from them, but whats done is done.

Now back to the initial track by RydazNrtisT :Ya'll have officially jacked it up. You can definitely believe that there will be a female who will forgive your duck ass for the stupid stuff you did like not telling those girls to stop calling your house, because you have a girl, the lies, and oh yeah...whatever dirt you've done....SMH. As for the "good guys" out there, I don't know bruh, you might have to wait around for her, cuz she just gave this clown another chance....but wait, I have a track you can play for her when its all said and done >>>>>>> WALE- DIARY



2 comments:

Chandra said...

Hahaha!!! Bravo Bravo Bravo! So happy Maxwell is back and is here to save R&B, because if I hear Usher sing about signing them papers again I'm going to kick the radio!! I haven't heard the Sorry Ass Apology song and I'm gonna say I don't want to. I guess you weren't kidding when you said you had a lot to say lol.

Unknown said...

OMG! I had TOTALLY forgotten about Eamon! OMG...shudder. I'm seeing the video on TRL playing in the dorm lounge...eeek.

And Mario Winans was dumb for that...I feel him, I guess.