Really?

One of those moments where I run into someone saying something that completely boggles my brain cells. As much as I try to see the other person's side of things, there are times when I could super glue a person's lips together, just because. To give a better understanding, I'll recap the event and the conversation:

The initial statement which was on facebook stated...

men and their dedication to football..how come they can't be that committed in a relationship??

now before i get into this "sensative" topic, I just want to say that i've heard this complaint before and in my world, i've made an adjustment and found results. I can't speak for every guy, but something that someone said, made it seem like us guys are the worst.

I made a few jokes about it being an unfair comparison and football and it not being around as long so we have to pay more attention to it....this female comes out of the woods with the the MOST outrageous comment in my opinion

I quote"hey ***** :)...i think Boys...not MEN want somethin or someone that

doesn't "talk back" to them, which is apparently football, but far from a

WOMAN...they yell at the TV throughout the entire game, and it doesn't

respond, that's y they're so dedicated! They are scared of a challenge....thats

why good ones are so hard to find! Lol"

Geeze even I can see that either her guy or past guys neglected her during their time wanting to watch sports. I will not ask the question do you all think that we want something to yell at, because im sure i'd get cursed out in about 4 different languages and 10 accents. Serious note though, does she not sound a bit bitter?....some might say oh she was just joking...yeah I hear ya!....I said I would be nice, so i won't dissect the whole conversation.

I seriously don't believe that we are afraid of commitment, long term, or as she stated "a challenge". Its a damn sport that we enjoy watching and playing. Asking about our commitment to one or the other to me can be comparing apples to oranges. I feel like I commit to something that keeps my attention and makes me happy. If I don't care for it,want to be involved with it or what its about, i absolutely will not commit....You know, so maybe I'm wrong about apples to oranges....its relevant. Take notes though...if you are not keeping a persons attention male or female, the chances of them committing to you fully will decrease over time

JUST THOUGHT I'D SHARE

The Escape Part 1

After being in Tuscaloosa since April and only getting a chance to go home once, I finally decide to take another trip back. Kinda like a mini vacation...I'd say 1 of 3 before the year is out. This time back home/ away from Tuscaloosa is much needed. I deal with those people day to day and the outsiders as well....They run me nuts, but im cool.

Been home for about 24hours and I'll be heading back tomorrow for work. Thats right, as much as they get on my nerves, im going back to them...

Got a few new things going on

Lauren....she's such a cutie, can't wait til she starts walking and talking. Its gonna be project bad habits...nah j/k

Work ....living in a new town is pretty interesting to say the least. I do find myself having more idle time than i care for, but I think it may be well needed. Love the job, deal with the people, spend the checks....week by week

Social Life: Single....yeah i'll just leave it at that

Friends: one of my homies is getting married in a little over a month. Im happy for him, but he doesn't know yet that im using him as a guinea pig for my potential future....im taking notes

Hobbies: 504 Talkin' Live WILL be back.....it was gone but clearly not forgotten with the unlimited amount of request for the return of it. I must say, we have had some good listeners/fans. Can't ask for much more than that. D and I will be getting back on with the coolest topics and music for your ears...DON'T SLEEP ON US

All in all during part 1 of my vacation. I over heard an interesting conversation of someone's date, got annoyed in the movie theater while i was trying to watch, had THE BEST burger in town, drinks with friends and a nap with my niece....Im content. Figured I'd get in here tonight and brush up on some old blogs...might tell a story or two to keep it interesting.

I RISE!!!!!!

For my long time readers, you know that this is typical of me to go hard on a few blogs and then fall off for a while. I tend to get busy and forget about my passion of telling the truth on these blogs. This time I swear, I am going to do all I can to keep it moving and to keep it often. You'd think I lose inspiration, but it never seems to leave my side. Its been over 5 months since my last one which is crucial. With work, living in a new city/town, the 504 Talkin' Live show and the new addition to the family I've slipped hard.....I will NOT abandon my place as a blogger anymore. I'm sure i have a few topics that need to be discussed, but I also have some editing to go back and do....I realize that I am a grammatical whore at times and sometimes I'm just a lazy ass....So be patient with me up front on the blogs, but it'll take me about a week to make these corrections and come back to the present....until the next blog folks......

Downward Spiral

"This is my sorry ass apology
I took your love for granted
So selfish just doing me
Now I feel like oh oh
Now you feel like oh oh oh
This is my sorry ass apology"

I have a huge problem with some of today's poor excuse for R&B and even some more of the past 10yrs. Its like the "MEN" of R&B have curled up in a corner, put their tail between their legs and rocked themselves to sleep. I really don't get this "Sorry Ass Apology" song. I mean it seems clear in the message, in what its trying to say, but seriously!!! The dj stated yesterday "Ladies, if your man is trying to get back with you and he has done wrong, this might help....."

Dear DJ:

What the fuck are you trying to say?...You saying this stupid ass song should be in rotation, a top 10 joint, a favorite of the ladies...the new mans theme song *for those who have done wrong*. I swear if this song gets played again on the radio, I'm going back to gangsta rap (I'm lying).

Some of the songs I have have gotten the least amount pf play are:

UNCLE SAM I mean yeah, she cheated on you w/ your homie, but get your ass up out your pajamas and do something...lets face it, she's a cheating "you know what"...and as for your homie, thats your call. Good thing my friends and I don't really have the same taste in women. YOU GOT PLAYED, HOMES!...eat up and on to the next one.

USHER Sir, you get dropped onto this list as well. You got Puffy calling you, begging you to come out because you heart is hurt. You better buy a bottle of Patron and drink your self to sleep or hit the scene...But wait, you did hit the club and dance w/ every girl there....GO USHER *side eye*

MARIO WINANS Sucker of all suckers....This song officially pissed me off. The beat was hot and thats about it. You were hurt because she cheated, I understand that. You thought you were in love and I can dig that.....BUT dude, you are in the tub w/ the water up to your neck like life is officially over. Then you tell me "I don't wanna know"...Booooy STOP. I DO WANT TO KNOW, so i can deal with her ass and his. Mario you telling me you if your girl is sleeping around on you, that you don't want to know anything because your heart is as fragile as a piece of glass?....Maybe THAT'S why you only had like 2 hits.....I think the ladies stop loving you after this track

EAMON I don't know what to say about this track...I do know that I laugh each time I play it or hear it. I mean he was the most intense of the bunch who have come out w/ the soppy goodbye love songs. I mean he stated clearly in the song what he meant, but he definitely sat at the table expressing the rest of his feelings. My problem with this track is that he acted like all the gifts,kisses and other stuff is all null and void....I mean dude, you can TRY to take the meaning away from them, but whats done is done.

Now back to the initial track by RydazNrtisT :Ya'll have officially jacked it up. You can definitely believe that there will be a female who will forgive your duck ass for the stupid stuff you did like not telling those girls to stop calling your house, because you have a girl, the lies, and oh yeah...whatever dirt you've done....SMH. As for the "good guys" out there, I don't know bruh, you might have to wait around for her, cuz she just gave this clown another chance....but wait, I have a track you can play for her when its all said and done >>>>>>> WALE- DIARY

Solo Dolo

Show Number 2, I was on a Solo Mission with my boy "D". He held it down with me in the absence of my co-host. First, let me apologize for the music, it is super fuzzy and shouldn't sound like this, but the player that I was using before sounded even worse. Can't wait til the next show. The music will be just as good if not better and the topics will be the same....So stay tuned....Leave your comments....Thanks for listening!

News Flash ***Don't Judge Me I'm Late***

So my newest hobby is SO officially here. As of last Thursday, I started a show called "Something Intimate" where we'll be talking about more than enough topics. This is something I've thought about doing before and although its not super professional in a studio and all, I feel good about it. The first show was definitely not by the book, but we pretty much held it down by staying within our window and sticking to the topics.

My co-host is a Cali native and currently resides out there. She and I actually collaborated on this idea about 4 months ago, after listening to this other show via Ustream.tv . Of course I am holding in down in New Orleans and we have found our way around a few obstacles that prolonged our start. This South Coast to West Coast deal is pretty fun, minus the timezone

Tomorrow's topic will be fun...hoping my blogspot readers can come check me out. I know those night owls will be up with me chatting it up. We take calls via Skype, Yahoo and even have chat on Ustream. You probably missed the last show, so click here on SOMETHING INTIMATE and listen to us from last week...let me know what you think. Also we have a facebook fan page with the same name, so add us!

This is Where Idle Time Gets Me

Pet peeves, we all have them, but I think mine can be extra special sometimes. Only because I've let so much go in the past and tried to ignore the small things....I don't think I've progressed much, tell me what you think, please?

Not in the correct ranking order, but not far off

#1 Sliding feet across a surface: Let me get straight to the point.....Pick your damn feet up. What is so hard about left foot, right foot. I can blame this across the board. I've seen big people do it, and I've seen small people do it too...its not that hard people...Lift and step...Lift and step again

#2 Muffin tops: Geeze, I've probably expressed this before, but clearly it's something that continues to bother me. Sweetheart, if you're a 12, leave the 10's and 8's to those who can wear them. Muffin tops should be treated like wearing pants below the waist.

#3 My personal mutha f'n space: That should just explain enough. Because it doesn't, I will explain a little more in dept. If I'm sitting alone w/ my thing spread over the table...that is not an invitation for a stranger to come and hang out...and please don't talk, because I WILL put my headphones on. Also standing in line...Why do people want to stand so damn close to you at times. I don't want to smell what kind of gum you might be chewing or what you had for lunch. I mean you HAVE to know you are in my space.

#4 Pseudo Ladies: This is pretty simple to me.... A female who stresses how much she should be respected for whatever reasons, but you wearing the uniform of a "hoe" all the time. Lets be real, if you taking pictures of yourself in your bathroom, in your drawls/half naked for example, you can't expect the average individual to treat you like a lady....instead of holding that camera up in the mirror, just stare in it for a minute and reflect. Ask "What might I be doing to my potential image?"...Sleep on that!

#5 People who volunteer lies: This could probably be something I could go in really deep about, but I won't...I'll stick to the surface of it. I have something that an ex told me when I was younger..."There are some things that should just be taken to the grave". So if I didn't ask you, and you think it might piss me off.....KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!. I experienced someone a few years back who volunteered a lie and it ticked me off when i found out, and yes I called her out on it...then she was speechless. Now I thought why in the hell did she tell me period...or why didn't she just tell me the truth. Not even close, she fabricated this grand story and it all turned on her without me ever asking about this situation....WHO THE F' KNOWS WHY???....I'm still trying to figure that one out.

**Sigh**, Week ending 2/26/2010

Decided to venture down the road today to a newly suggested spot that is very familiar to the eye, but I've never visited. I think I like it. Came in, order my drink and a small snack popped in my Badu, and start enjoying the scenery. Having my sister here would be the only thing to complete the experience.

I'm trying to finish the week off by getting rid of this 3 day headache (easier said than done). Maybe my music will level out my thoughts and stress. Seems to be the one thing that brings be back down from the random places that I tend to venture off to....Good news about today is that I think I opened a 17yr old's eyes to leaving this city for school. I think he genuinely would like to experience what it is like outside the this place ((success)). Granted the rest of the class was sleep, but they are jerks anyway. So, one down...15 more to wake up!

Long weekend ahead of workouts, meetings and projects...I need a damn secretary who works for free or one who gets paid of hugs....#dontjudgeme<<<<(twitter talk)

Thought I Could Hold It Off....

She said "Welcome to 30"

Me, "What?!, but I'll only be 27"

She stated again, "WELCOME to 30"

A snippet from a conversation I had with my sibling not long ago. Listening to me talk about who has been, is, and will possibly be entering my life, she has come to the conclusion that my 20s are over. Of course I battled that idea, but her ten years of experience shut that down within 5mins of the conversation.

Not that I don't look forward to it **I secretly don't** but, I just hadn't evaluated how I think about certain things they way she did.

Told me, will stop hanging out in clubs....I'm about a year or two into that quest.

Said I will look at the "club female" differently....Yeah, like she's a distraction from me getting to my drink.

Elaborated on the idea that chasing would be almost non existent....LMAO, I stopped traveling across town once...clearly these omens are true.

"Aww, my little brother is changing" she said....***me thinking** "Oh great, is this for the better or worst????

Ah well, 20s it was fun knowing ya. I had great times and you treated my liver well. You taught me things that no one ever could. We should definitely write each other sometime or maybe even hang out once or twice a year....Just a thought. I'll miss yo bud **tear**

Riddle me this!

So this is the short version of tonight's thoughts/conversation. During the course of a conversation I made a joke about finding a "boo" on match.com or myspace.com. Well what was said to me was, " How about meeting someone the old-fashion way"

I stated, "Old-fashion like what?...grocery store, bookstore, mall, coffee shop, museum?"

She said "that might work"

I said, "Yes that's ideal, but its not likely"

She said " we've gotten so lazy with this technology"

Well although I was joking about the online dating thing. It made me wonder about some things. I am a male who goes places alone at times and I'm very observant in my surroundings. I followed up by asking "how am I suppose to do it old fashion when old-fashion doesn't really exist anymore?"

Lets take my personal experience for example:

Grocery: Rarely do I see a young black woman shopping....not that they don't but its a rare occasion.

Mall: Seriously...who wants a dude trying to get at them when they are trying to shop.

Bookstore: Been back in N.O. for a year and can count on both hands how many times I've seen a black woman in the bookstore.

Coffee shop: Same as the bookstore

Museum: Might be a place i luck up on but what are the chances?...and why is this my only real option?

Personally I'm not into meeting someone at the club and expecting to be serious or taken serious. I mean how often can you get something out of that specific kind of introduction.

Now my question is....Where do you all hang out?....The good, level headed women of the world who claim they are looking for a good man...Where would the average good guy find you? I'd like to know so I can pass the word on the the rest of the males who are just as lost as I am on this topic. Now for those who are sensitive to text, I am writing this because I hear more women vent about this so I pose the question to you all.

Note, this does not apply to women who make themselves "visually available"...I'm just trying to answer the question above...Where?

LOL F**k YOU, I'm offended

So many people know, get on my FB page and go on random moments of playing songs that I love have been introduced to in past and recent years. I have a huge love for most genres of music and can share more than most people can even think of. Granted I was never a music major, musician or DJ, but my passion for the art is up there.

Point of this blog is random and quick...I was told not long ago "you don't know about xxxxx"..... Hold up!, how the "f" you gonna tell me I'm not a fan of this person because I've never brought them up to YOU...so i feel like this "F**k you, I'm offended....I have song that will run circles around your head." Thing is, usually I would have taken that as a joke, but this individual was so serious and told me I had never heard their first or second cd, so I don't know about them. I'm sorry, but you are saying this to the individual who was rocking Robin Thicke's cd "Beautiful Mind" before a lot of people even knew of "Lost Without You"on the Evolution cd ...I mean come on, son! Lol....just thought I'd share that random thought with you guys....I'm done...til next time

Wouldn't trade it for the world

Its not me, I know its not me....I thought it was at first, but I'm convinced its definitely not me. Most of my experience with dating I've been given grief for having female friends. I have about 3 from high school (one I've been know since 13), 1 from college, 1 from Atl (my movie homie) and one newly acquired who's across the country.

My question is: why should I be judged because I have women in my life who give me good advice on some of the scandalous women who are in the world who are doing the most. I mean my sister does a damn good job, but the generational gap only allows me to deal w/ older women.

"You must like her..."

"Y'all must have had something..."

"Why do you have so many female friend?"

Yeah....my answer to all those is that...I like to know a woman's views on things, so I have an idea of how you all think. I know I'll never master it, but I will come as close as I can so I can avoid as many unnecessary issues as I can. I wouldn't trade their advice for anything.

Personally I think that every female should have at least 2 or 3 guys friends who they can trust to give them a heads up on how some men are. Why?...to avoid the BULLSHIT...yes!...think about it...every time you say "This is some bullshit" think...you should have had a sit down with your boy, and he probably would have let you know what was up before you stepped into that situation. Now you are running back to your girls who either can't break their own foolish cycle and says give him another chance or the one who has no clue what she's talking about. Seldom do you get info that is helpful that isn't provided by a man **the source**....This goes for guys as well, which is why I would not trade these women for anything. When I talk to them, they help keep me out of harms way....Thanks Ladies!

This event that will remain unnamed....

A day that can cause drama, bring love, and allow forgiveness has tainted our lives and divided us. I am on the fence with it to be honest. Personally, celebrating it is something I can do without. I'm definitely not anti ********* Day, but I don't like to make it seem like I'm making up for the other 364 days of the year. I guess saying that I don't like to celebrate it would be too harsh..how about, I don't like to make a big deal of the day...Yeah that sounds much better (for the sensitive readers).

I have NOT had a ********* and I have satisfied the need of an ex because it was special to her. What can I say, I'm a man of many talents.

Now I really think we should rename it "I'm making up for all the bullshit day" cause that is what most use it as.

But this year for ********* Day I will not bash the lovers although I'm sure others will think I am. I'm happy for those who are truly just seeing this as another day, and still doing something nice for each other. Don't forget ladies, its not a one way street....we like candy and stuff too.

I kinda missed my days of putting something down though for the "singles"...I did have a them song for us though "YOU ARE NOT ALONE"-M.J. ...**just the chorus should help**

I'd really like to know what you'll think on this?

This is the 12th comeback

So for 19th comeback...I have no clue what I'm going to talk about, but I know that something is on the brain. One thing I know is that I take way too many breaks away from blogs. Sometimes its because I need to collect my thoughts, sometimes I get distracted and lose focus but not anymore **shaking my finger**

2010 has been extra interesting so far. There will be many blogs to come that cover just the first to months of things on my mind and maybe even some personal experiences...I promise there will be no more weave/wig blogs...i had a nightmare after that one.

I really do want to write a book...I think that it would be pretty interesting. Maybe I should finish that fictional story I started about 3months ago. Still getting characters and the setting down......We'll see how well this goes over the next few months, but you all CAN expect some interesting blog topics. It seems the older I get, the more I wonder about everything that goes on....I can't really have that "I don't give a f**k" attitude anymore...or CAN I??????

Do I need a transplant?

I ask my self sometimes...does love live here anymore ***lol I know that was a whack line, but i;m just saying***

Seriously though, I don't think I have a romantic bone left in my body. Not that my ultimate goal is to be an A-hole and I've buried it some where, but with unappreciative partners...it kinda disappears more and more as the years go along. Now I know after I write this someone will think or say **in an annoying voice** "Men do it too...they don't appreciate us, they take all the stuff we do for granted"....well ya know what?...I ain't talking about them.

I don't think people want to date:::: Fairly true

I believe people spend way to much time tryin to be whats on TV::::: Definite Turn-off *be you*

We are not honest enough with each other because we are afraid to let the next one in:::*I'm not him*

Because of those things, I truly would like to take the time to evaluate the next one...whether Ive know her for a month or 10yrs. I think getting to know her would be the best for us. I've heard people say "you know you just want to sleep with me".....Well shit that's true too, but not at the moment and maybe not for the next month or so. I'm obviously try to get to know more than what your insides feel like. I want to know if the conversation is worth it....I'd like to know what you think about today's generation and tomorrows dreams....i just might f'n like you....MAYBE!...but that's just speaking from a guys perspective on it.

I thought long and hard after a conversation yesterday on whether I should reach out to the K-9 in me and dig up those buried romantic bones and go for what I know. With that being said the other part of me wants take the old lazy approach to relationships and just wants to relax....**that won't last long**

Is flowers on the first day old?

Is a walk on the riverfront not the business anymore?

What does I like you mean?

Where are our priorities in our relationships?

I'm lost....Help!

These aren't all of my thoughts, some are mine some are others....its a collaboration of things that guys think about..I used "I" a lot to keep it simple

Random thoughts from a random person....you make sense of it all~!

Out of body experience....

Late tonight I was introduced to http://www.crescentcityradio.com/ Bobby & G Radio ....I'm falling in love w/ my city again. I'm really appreciating the fact that there are two young men who are on the radio taking thoughts from the back of my head and expressing them to listeners. I feel like that there are two of me behind the mic and are getting the point across. This may be my new thing for upcoming weeks...the music is off the chain, and the topics are worth the listen.

Untouched Conversation....

I'm having a hard time understanding some things....Why women and men float around the idea of instant gratification. This applies to a lot of us....to be honest, it applies to most. We want her to give up the ass up front, cuz that makes her girlfriend material, right?.....We want him to be the man that we want him to be asap, fuck giving him time to grow, huh?

Why don't people date anymore?>>>>> To say that we do, would be a bold face lie.

I think people should start lowering their expectations of others....let them fill in the blanks in due time, but pick up on context clues that would obviously make them not the person for you. Why do you and I have to be so damn exclusive so fast....where I think people go wrong is when the boundaries are crossed (no need to mention which boundaries). This could prevent quite a few cycles and tears in the long run. This whole idea of instant gratification that we never talk about, makes me think that we are in a rush for something. Personally long term dating is the shit.....it builds character, lol. No one wants that though.....make me understand WTF is going on....this obviously doesn't apply to everyone but someone will take it personal and never read it again....this goes out to you ***kick rocks***

Tricks Are For Kids...I'm A Grown Ass Man, You Can't Fool Me!

After commenting about wanting to see some scalp, I've been thinking about why women where wigs and weaves.......

I have a few theories: 1: Having a condition that doesn't allow your hair to grow to a length where it once was 2: Not being comfortable with what you have 3: Thinking it looks awesome, when it really looks a hot mess.

I would really like to know, why?????????

I guess what makes me question this is my experience dating this one female who's hair obviously never stayed the same length. I remember one day giving her a hug, then realizing that there was something odd about her head. Something that just was not right about it. I wanted to touch it, but I didn't want to make it seem like I was judging (when in actuality I kinda was) her. It bothered me so much that after that night, I really started keeping tabs on her head and how it was put together. I remember that one day when I finally realized that having two different types of hair texture that were pretty much extremes of one another was nearly impossible. Looking closer I saw a substance that looked different, not like dried gel, or flakes, but GLUE!!!!!!................oooooh hell to the no, what in the hell is going on here. Why are your bangs silky smooth and your kitchen looking like someones nether region...Okay enough about this experience, I'm getting unwanted flashbacks?

So WHY, ladies?....I'm not bashing....I'm asking

I obviously can't speak for all men on this not, but I can go as far as saying that there's nothing wrong with rocking what you have(YOURS)....you can be as bald as Amber Rose (which is kinda sexy) or have hair down to your feet like Cousin Itt. I won't speak on it any further because I want to know more.....

Keepin' It Real Never Goes Wrong

For starters, these aren't my words. These views came from a follower of my blogs and I thought were very interesting. To be honest...ladies open up your eyes, the clues here...so don't be surprised, cuz like I always say "Shit happens"....these things are THAT accurate, but its not THAT far off either

And real talk this can go the other way to, just that there aren't as many "TYPES OF MEN"....ENJOY AND LEARN FROM ***WHATEVER YOUR ROLE MAY BE***

A MAN HAS 4 DIFFERENT TYPES OF WOMEN…

Wifey

Baby Girl

Side Piece

Jump Off

Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man. She is VIRTUALLY IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he never wants to see her with another man….but he will cheat on her with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he gets caught or messes up in any way and loses Wifey, he would be screwed, and NEVER be completely happy again. Wifey gets along with mom, is independent, loves to dress sexy for her man, can cook and loves to keep a clean house. Wifey gets called everyday and seen most often. Drawback of Wifey, she loves public displays of affection…..which might interfere with the acquisition of a Side Piece.

(This assumes that the man is not 100% satisfied with Wife and wants women on the side. If she's a TRUE wifey he will not want other women. But if he doesn't know himself well or is immature he may have made the mistake of making a Wifey out of what should have just been a Baby Girl which will lead to him continuing to look around for other women. Otherwise he'd welcome public displays of affection from Wifey.)

Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as Wifey and usually has a very active social life…….she IS replaceable, thinks she's the next Wifey, but will only be Wifey if an extreme disaster takes place. Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey, like quality time every now and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, but that's as far as it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is in case Wifey or YOU really, really mess up. Wifey can be replaced in a matter of weeks because Baby Girl has been groomed to slip right into Wifey's spot. Be careful of Baby Girl, she tends to be just as attached as Wifey and therefore can be dangerous to the Side Piece. Biggest benefit of Baby Girl…..she is extremely private and hates causing a scene. Baby Girl can come into the same restaurant as you and Wifey and Wifey will have no idea you two even know each other. Baby Girl is a master of disguise.

(Baby Girl usually wants to be wifey but knows she isn't. She usually has one or two deal-breaking attributes that keep him from being satisfied with only her. She sticks around because she genuinely cares about him and knows he cares about her and she hopes that she can change his mind about taking their relationship to the next level not to mention they get along great and usually have a wonderful time together. The original blogger assumes that the guy has a Wifey and Baby Girl is on the side however many times men who have no wifey end up sticking with a Baby Girl because she's the next best thing until he finally feels good about making someone Wifey.... maybe her... but probably not. Baby Girl will usually get tired of being in limbo and move on anyway. )

Side Piece is usually a female that the guy uses only for sex and other pleasures. She is usually the one that he goes to for some late night entertaining after the club. When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl is at work, the Side Piece is usually the one to hold him over for a few hours. He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex, but normally that only happens one day during the month. Side Pieces are hard to spot when they are out because most of her friends are either Wifeys or Jump Offs. Drawback of having more than one Side Piece, they usually know each other somehow…..we kinda think there is a sidepiece network.com or something. Fellas try to keep your Side Piece count below 4, if possible.

(The side piece is usually a mutually beneficial situation because she knows exactly what the deal is. Assuming you have no Wifey, a Baby Girl with two side pieces will serve as a decent substitute)

Jump Off is every man's dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to move up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesn't know how to go about it. They are just the girls he hollas at when he is with his boys. She is usually stored in the cell phone by a nickname because he barely remembers her real name and where he met her…..he only recalls her physical attributes. The Jump Off gets called in emergencies only, when Wifey is moody, Baby Girl is on vacation and Side Piece is with her baby daddy. The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a number of reasons. She is usually 5 other guys Jump Off as well, so she might cause drama with you and one of those dudes if you slip up. She also has no problem confronting you in the mall when you are with Wifey, something that Baby Girl would NEVER do. The most dangerous thing about Jump Off is that she ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and/or work.

(AVOID THE JUMPOFF at ALL COSTS! Nothing but drama... no ass is worth it!)

Another Classic Work Story....(TRUE STORY)

Before reading, let me explain briefly what this is and set it up. A few years ago I worked as an auditor at a small hotel in Marietta,Ga where the conditions were slum-like, but the break fast was good....I worked with 4 people who spoke English, and had customers from ever corner and hood in Atlanta. It was interesting and I promised myself I'd never do it again.....enjoy

I'm at work and its around 3:15am,....
Phone Rings...
Lady: Hello, is Lionel X there?
Me:Hold on, let me look in the system
Me: Uh, one second......click (me sending her to that room)

Meanwhile I'm busy looking for things to improve my car's look...and I get interrupted again Riinnnggggg!!!!!

Me: This is Torrin speaking, how may I help you?
Lady: No one answered, can you try it again
Me: Okay

At this point I'm still clueless...Riiiiiiinnnnngggg!!!!!!

Me: Dammit, son of a....Hi, this is Torrin speaking, how may I help you?
Lady: Are you sure that's Lionel X, its sounded like an African man
Me: Okay, but that's the only Lionel X we have in the computers for tonight...
Lady: Can you look him up by a number?
Me: Sure!
Lady....is it 678 XXX-XXXX..
Me: Yup sure is.
Lady: Okay, put me through again
Me: Okay......

Oh shit...ummm

3:30am....I'm standing at the front desk finishing a check-in. Lionel X comes downstairs and to the front desk

LX: Man don't give anyone my information
Me: What!....What room are you in?
LX:221
Me: (Looking in the guest log)...um...no you aren't!
LX: um 227 then
Me: Look, I don't screen calls....Someone call for a person Mr or Mrs X, I'm going to send it to that extension. I don't ask who's callin, this ain't my house
LX: Its cool, I understand

By this point I feel sorry for dude, cuz he already came in the door earlier looking all sad like someone one shot his dog, Lassie

Me: Look, next time you check in, and I'm here, let me know if you don't want anyone callin your room....I'll just tell them you aren't a guest here
LX: Okay, I got you...thanks

Moral of the story is....dudes don't screw up like this...if you are going to cheat (not that I am PRO cheating)...do it right. Don't go to a hotel you and your girl stayed at, don't go to one in the area, hell don't go to a hotel..if the chick you messing with don't have an apartment or house, 9 of 10 you just don't need to be doing all that....Hilarious!, I'm going to enjoy this Night Audit stuff.
Stay tuned!!!!!!!!