Mom on Dating

So I talked to my mom one night about some random stuff and somehow we got on the conversation of Relationships

Well somehow she made it all about me.....

Me: So, mom when you saw that girl I dated in the mall what was said?...I mean how did the convo go?

Mom: We we didn't really recognize each other at first but then we did this movie turn, like we did.

Me: Yeah thats funny, so what was said

Mom: She spoke and asked you where you were

Me: Why?...I hope you didn't say anything

Mom: No, Boy I wouldn't say anything

Me: Good, cuz she needs to know the same thing she knew when we broke up...Hey did you know she sent me this soby email last week tell me about you seeing her in the mall

Mom: No I didn't know

Me: Yeah Well she said that i would never speak to her again basically and a bunch of other stuff, but then again, If I did see her on the streets I'd have to pass her up

Mom: Thats not nice, dont' be like that to people

Me: Are you serious? Okay so if I saw "the first one" would you want me to keep walking or stop and speak

Mom: Keep it a Walkin...you don't have anything to say to her.

That was the funny part of our conversation about relationships and her knowing a little about one of my ex's that I didn't think anyone else knew. I started to tell her about some other stuff and what does she do?.....GO BACK TO, "Hey, have you talked to "my daughter in law" lately....NO MA....Okay so have you talked to "the other daughter in law" then?

My mom sometimes will not accept the present for some reason. Mom is funny though when it comes to her opinions on the females that have been in my life that she's met. Can't wait to talk to her again