A MAN HAS 4 DIFFERENT TYPES OF WOMEN…
Wifey
Baby Girl
Side Piece
Jump Off
Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man. She is VIRTUALLY IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he never wants to see her with another man….but he will cheat on her with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he gets caught or messes up in any way and loses Wifey, he would be screwed, and NEVER be completely happy again. Wifey gets along with mom, is independent, loves to dress sexy for her man, can cook and loves to keep a clean house. Wifey gets called everyday and seen most often. Drawback of Wifey, she loves public displays of affection…..which might interfere with the acquisition of a Side Piece.
(This assumes that the man is not 100% satisfied with Wife and wants women on the side. If she's a TRUE wifey he will not want other women. But if he doesn't know himself well or is immature he may have made the mistake of making a Wifey out of what should have just been a Baby Girl which will lead to him continuing to look around for other women. Otherwise he'd welcome public displays of affection from Wifey.)
Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as Wifey and usually has a very active social life…….she IS replaceable, thinks she's the next Wifey, but will only be Wifey if an extreme disaster takes place. Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey, like quality time every now and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, but that's as far as it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is in case Wifey or YOU really, really mess up. Wifey can be replaced in a matter of weeks because Baby Girl has been groomed to slip right into Wifey's spot. Be careful of Baby Girl, she tends to be just as attached as Wifey and therefore can be dangerous to the Side Piece. Biggest benefit of Baby Girl…..she is extremely private and hates causing a scene. Baby Girl can come into the same restaurant as you and Wifey and Wifey will have no idea you two even know each other. Baby Girl is a master of disguise.
(Baby Girl usually wants to be wifey but knows she isn't. She usually has one or two deal-breaking attributes that keep him from being satisfied with only her. She sticks around because she genuinely cares about him and knows he cares about her and she hopes that she can change his mind about taking their relationship to the next level not to mention they get along great and usually have a wonderful time together. The original blogger assumes that the guy has a Wifey and Baby Girl is on the side however many times men who have no wifey end up sticking with a Baby Girl because she's the next best thing until he finally feels good about making someone Wifey.... maybe her... but probably not. Baby Girl will usually get tired of being in limbo and move on anyway. )
Side Piece is usually a female that the guy uses only for sex and other pleasures. She is usually the one that he goes to for some late night entertaining after the club. When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl is at work, the Side Piece is usually the one to hold him over for a few hours. He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex, but normally that only happens one day during the month. Side Pieces are hard to spot when they are out because most of her friends are either Wifeys or Jump Offs. Drawback of having more than one Side Piece, they usually know each other somehow…..we kinda think there is a sidepiece network.com or something. Fellas try to keep your Side Piece count below 4, if possible.
(The side piece is usually a mutually beneficial situation because she knows exactly what the deal is. Assuming you have no Wifey, a Baby Girl with two side pieces will serve as a decent substitute)
Jump Off is every man's dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to move up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesn't know how to go about it. They are just the girls he hollas at when he is with his boys. She is usually stored in the cell phone by a nickname because he barely remembers her real name and where he met her…..he only recalls her physical attributes. The Jump Off gets called in emergencies only, when Wifey is moody, Baby Girl is on vacation and Side Piece is with her baby daddy. The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a number of reasons. She is usually 5 other guys Jump Off as well, so she might cause drama with you and one of those dudes if you slip up. She also has no problem confronting you in the mall when you are with Wifey, something that Baby Girl would NEVER do. The most dangerous thing about Jump Off is that she ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and/or work.
(AVOID THE JUMPOFF at ALL COSTS! Nothing but drama... no ass is worth it!)
2 comments:
Hysterical - elmore
lol yes, and very true
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