Before reading, let me explain briefly what this is and set it up. A few years ago I worked as an auditor at a small hotel in Marietta,Ga where the conditions were slum-like, but the break fast was good....I worked with 4 people who spoke English, and had customers from ever corner and hood in Atlanta. It was interesting and I promised myself I'd never do it again.....enjoy
Phone Rings...
Lady: Hello, is Lionel X there?
Me:Hold on, let me look in the system
Me: Uh, one second......click (me sending her to that room)
Meanwhile I'm busy looking for things to improve my car's look...and I get interrupted again Riinnnggggg!!!!!
Me: This is Torrin speaking, how may I help you?
Lady: No one answered, can you try it again
Me: Okay
At this point I'm still clueless...Riiiiiiinnnnngggg!!!!!!
Me: Dammit, son of a....Hi, this is Torrin speaking, how may I help you?
Lady: Are you sure that's Lionel X, its sounded like an African man
Me: Okay, but that's the only Lionel X we have in the computers for tonight...
Lady: Can you look him up by a number?
Me: Sure!
Lady....is it 678 XXX-XXXX..
Me: Yup sure is.
Lady: Okay, put me through again
Me: Okay......
Oh shit...ummm
3:30am....I'm standing at the front desk finishing a check-in. Lionel X comes downstairs and to the front desk
LX: Man don't give anyone my information
Me: What!....What room are you in?
LX:221
Me: (Looking in the guest log)...um...no you aren't!
LX: um 227 then
Me: Look, I don't screen calls....Someone call for a person Mr or Mrs X, I'm going to send it to that extension. I don't ask who's callin, this ain't my house
LX: Its cool, I understand
By this point I feel sorry for dude, cuz he already came in the door earlier looking all sad like someone one shot his dog, Lassie
Me: Look, next time you check in, and I'm here, let me know if you don't want anyone callin your room....I'll just tell them you aren't a guest here
LX: Okay, I got you...thanks
Moral of the story is....dudes don't screw up like this...if you are going to cheat (not that I am PRO cheating)...do it right. Don't go to a hotel you and your girl stayed at, don't go to one in the area, hell don't go to a hotel..if the chick you messing with don't have an apartment or house, 9 of 10 you just don't need to be doing all that....Hilarious!, I'm going to enjoy this Night Audit stuff.
Stay tuned!!!!!!!!
3 comments:
Lmao...I think you told me about this when you was still in Ga.
Ohhh how I luved your work-tales lol.
I am pretty sure that there is some law or policy against giving out information regarding who is in the hotel for this specific reason. Trust me, I am pretty sure this rule came into effect due to the detective skills of some Barbarin woman.
lol....word?!...the "B" women doing it like that?....geeze....make sure you put that in the contract so I won't forget
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